Blah. I have to take GAT. Waaah.

Hi friends,

Well yeah this is the day I have been waiting for since 2 months ago. It's the last day of school. But I guess I am not too enthusiastic, and I have no idea why. Never mind, at least I got to slack today. :)

Firstly I have gotten back my results, and I don't really want to let you all know my overall score upon 500, but anyway its 390.3/500 (what I remember, too lazy to check the book). GAH. And my percentage is 78.5, which means that I have to take the GAT when I apply for DSA. AND THAT SUCKS. I will be applying to 3 schools and well, that's the test 3 times. A lot of stuff pulled me back from reaching that beloved 80. Oh well, I absolutely abhor Term 1 (all subj) and Term 2(chinese + HCL). They seem to enjoy dunking my head into the toilet bowl...maybe it's their hobby. I want to make sure that kicking the poop out of their butts will be my next hobby. RoAr. :D

Okay so now I have set out the people that I REALLY, REALLY want to win for the following subjects next term. No offence if your name's there, it's just my personal target. It's an acknowledgment that you're REALLY, REALLY good, enough to earn a distinction's worth of sunglasses on my rock-o-meter. So I want to win you. :P

English - Jonathan, Daniel, Stephanie, Minyi - you guys are REALLY, REALLY pro.
Maths - No target person so far...maybe Jiale or Evelyn or Xin Ying. I don't normally set target people for Maths because I have no idea who to set as my target. But I do hope to get an 82 or 83, I've got enough of the 60s and 70s. :)
Science - No target person too. I don't know...I would like something above 85. A lofty ambition but I...well, I don't know.
Chinese/HCL - Hmm. I have dropped a lot but I certainly believe I can do better so I hope that I can reach somewhere near Mingrou. Which is very high. Shermaine and Zhe Xuan are too pro for me to reach...

So well, that's the results. But I don't want the blog post to be so short so I want to post something that is sort of lame and dumb but relevant to secondary schools.

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That was utterly lame, I know. But I guess a bit of lameness here and there is fun. :)

Happy Hols, don't forget to apply to Spammers Sec Sch!

Cheers
Grapesgirl