Monday, October 12, 2009

The historic moment

Hi friends,

Today is the day. Today is the historic day of every singaporean Primary 6 student's life. Today, dead blogs will be revived simultaneously, cboxes will be buzzing, and green chickens will -

Wait. Stop. I'm dreaming, ain't I. Yes I KNEW IT. PSLE hasn't even started. I'm just dreaming a dream that is very long and very real. Of course I'm dreaming. This ain't possible. I bet there will be another exam when I wake up. Or maybe PSLE hasn't started. Whatever it is, I -

What? What did you say? You said that I am not dreaming? WTF? I know you are lying. You are lying. Stop trying to trick me you retar -

You insist that this is real? That PSLE is over. Cmon, I don't believe you. Prove that it is real, then. Pinch me or punch me to prove it. Pinch lah you moro -

OOOOWWWWWW!!!!! You didn't have to pinch that hard did you?! Wait a minute...that means that I'm not dreamming right? REALLY?

Oh. Okay. Well then I'm not dreaming. Cover your ears.

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YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
THIS IS FRICKING UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Um. Sorry about that. It was just...um....so....BOOMZ!

A sudden rush of euphoria can really fire me up. :) But seriously who isn't feeling fired up now?! PSLE is over. That dirty four-letter word (with no sick meanings) is over. I'm free. You're free. We're all FREEEEEEEEE!!!! After weeks of nearly losing our sanity we survived. Therefore I would like to congratulate every P6 student for pulling through without ending up in an asylum. (If you did end up in an asylum then I congratulate you for recovering. If you have not recovered then I really don't know what to say.) I will have to say that right now I'm still worrying about every single paper that I've done. But worrying isn't going to make my marks higher. On the day I receive my results, I may smile until my face muscles ache. Or I may tear up the results and swear all the way home. Or I may cry. Whatever. I DON'T CARE ANYMORE. At least, I don't care now. Although I'll probably care later.

Congratulations to all P6 friends - we've tried our best and that's what matters now. YOU GUYS ROCK MORE THAN MY SOCKS OFF-MY SHOES AS WELL. WHOOOO!

As for those of you who are just starting your examinations, all the best - freedom ain't far away. Add oil!! Loads of that golden liquid! JYJY! Um not literally of course.

I'd like to wrap this post up with this picture:



you don't have to remind me that the drawing is terrible.

All the best for those who haven;t taken the exams and LET'S PARTY for P6 students!

Cheers
Grapesgirl

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