Friday, April 17, 2009

good + bad = normal :)

Yo friends!

I received 2 death sentences for the past 2 days, and I can say that they are really good death sentences which can assure my head cut off by Tuesday. I've gotten around 7 demerit points(I might get even more, the are still considering to press more charges) to earn my first death sentence and around 11 demerit points (I might get even more, the are still considering to press more charges)for the second death sentence. Therefore, I can confirm that I'm going to die before Tuesday, or maybe around there, and it's time for me to worry. Hooray.

I was referring to the 2 wonderfully heartbreaking test papers I took yesterday and the day before. I messed up some really dumb questions that make me feel like dunking my head in the toilet bowl, now that I'm thinking about it. The results will be back by Tuesday, and getting those results are probably worse than dunking my head in the toilet bowl. On the bright side, it means that if someone dunked my head into the toilet bowl for fun, I would be able to bear it, since I can('t) bear the results before my eyes. But it's not like anybody will do that. DON'T TRY THAT ON ME.
The teachers seem heartbroken too, with my Chinese teacher and Maths teacher telling the class their depression. Sean was like "Mdm Sha is emo!" and well, that might as well be true. Especially when Mdm Sha broke a rubber band into bits and said that was how her heart looked like. It was sort of scary. Sorry to all teachers who have seen my offensive exam papers. Please do not look for me with a broom, mop, gun or rotten tomatoes, I apologise right now. *LMAO*

Well I haven't been talking a lot about my class, and I think I might share the cool bits.

1. Word of the Day/Name of the Day
Somebody will update the board almost daily with hilarious stuff. Check out these examples that appeared on the board.
WORD OF THE DAY - SAMUELISM
The act of worshipping oneself.
NAME OF THE DAY - Samuel Sim
A person who invented 5 rules of assumption and is a Samuelist.
WORD OF THE DAY - DANIELISM
The act of worshipping soccer balls.
WORD OF THE DAY - SHENGYOUISM
The art of staring stony faced (or was it expressionless?).

I really hope I don't offend anybody here. Forgive me if you feel angry at any information here. I will remove them if they are offensive. But seriously I have no offence against anybody.

2. Wat-cha (washa!)
It is not as popular as the Ochimbo Bird fever in Term 1, but I guess it's not outdated or unpopular yet.
Inaccurate Lyrics (ROFL) it is actually a song in a foreign language with a catchy tune. It doesn't really make sense if you don't know the meaning.
Teng-ah sin-gu wahra buteh, o- wat-cha (everybody pronounces it as "washa"), wat-cha, wat-cha

Teng-ah sin-gu wah-ra bu-teh, o- wat-cha , wat-cha, wat-cha

Wat-cha~, Wat-cha~, Wat-cha, wat-cha, wat-cha~
Wat-cha~, Wat-cha~, Wat-cha, Wat-cha, wat-cha~

And repeat everything all over again. There is no proper ending. I don't know why I'm typing all this, maybe I'm bored and just don't know what to write. Whatever. BTW my title has a "good" in it so the good thing about today is something concerning paper and words! :D Some TAG3 students know it. I won't say anyway.

Have a great day friends!!

Cheers
Grapesgirl Sakura

Thursday, April 9, 2009

WHOOSH. OLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOHHH

HI FRIENDS!!!

HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHHHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIuadpfiasdgofishdfoiasfposaduf!

Sorry for the over-excitement!! I'm delirious to be able to blog again! Haha. My blog seems pretty dead huh? To think that dead blogs used to be my pet peeve. Now I'm becoming one! But I am reviving it today. Shall stop crapping here and jump right into my proper blogging about Term 2!

1. I have been sent to English supplementary for my wonderful results last term for English.

Well, I had been expecting it anyway. Try being the top for English in 2008 and get that kind of result. So here I am feeling like kicking myself. No don't get me wrong I like the idea of having free tuition and I like Mrs Goh, but recently people have started to ask me this question.
"How much did you get for your English ah?"
"Why should I tell you."
"Aiyah, don't worry lah, I won't tell anybody..."
"What's the point anyway, once I tell a person the number of people who know doesn't matter anymore.
"Just tell me lah!!"
"Damn you." *Whips out a pair of scissors and stabs victim*

Just kidding, I don't carry scissors to school! And I don't mind that question either, because I have gotten over my results. I am not emo and never will be. But let me just tell you that if you ask me that question again you won't live to see tomorrow. No, I don't like having blood on my hands, you will still live to see tomorrow with a blue-black eye and broken nose. *LOL*

2. LI LAO SHI WAN SUI!!

My Chinese teacher's birthday was the day before yesterday, and let me tell you that she can rock the roof off a house and the head off a monkey!!! She is patient kind smiling sweet cool and she rules. Li Lao Shi rocks forever, sheng ri kuai le! I should be writing this section in Chinese but my Chinese-word program in my computer has the cheek to foul up at the wrong moment.

3. Music project - our group earned 15/20

It was the most hilarious group bonding project we ever had!! We were advertising on not eating shark's fin. Besides the funniest meetings and countless laughs that we had together, the project day itself was awesome despite a few foul-ups. An Yee prepared the bloody shark's fin and Ethan was supposed to eat it when the hero Stephen pushes the fin away from his mouth. Then, Shengyou and An Yee would talk about the process of killing sharks and blahblah. Samuel was supposed to be the narrator. I was the background pianist. The teacher subtracted marks for some "communication" problems but it was the best time we had together! I really miss this old group now that we are in our new groupings. It didn't seem possible that we would bond well, with An Yee and I not knowing Shengyou, Ethan, Stephen and me knowing just a tiny bit of Samuel. But we were real cool together and went on to form the memories of the "Ochimbo Bird", "Tuas South Incineration Plant" and everybody being brilliant themselves! (Samuel's "singing", An Yee's "crapping"...)

And lastly, I want to wish all P6 students good luck for your PSLE!!! Let's all do well and coax the teachers into treating us! ;P Add oil!!

I will try to blog again soon!!

Cheers
Grapesgirl

P.S. remember my resolution on getting 100 Vitagen tops listed in the "make a wish" corner? I now have a total of 111! Thanks to generous contributions from friends and myself! Congratulate me!! :)

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