good + bad = normal :)

Yo friends!

I received 2 death sentences for the past 2 days, and I can say that they are really good death sentences which can assure my head cut off by Tuesday. I've gotten around 7 demerit points(I might get even more, the are still considering to press more charges) to earn my first death sentence and around 11 demerit points (I might get even more, the are still considering to press more charges)for the second death sentence. Therefore, I can confirm that I'm going to die before Tuesday, or maybe around there, and it's time for me to worry. Hooray.

I was referring to the 2 wonderfully heartbreaking test papers I took yesterday and the day before. I messed up some really dumb questions that make me feel like dunking my head in the toilet bowl, now that I'm thinking about it. The results will be back by Tuesday, and getting those results are probably worse than dunking my head in the toilet bowl. On the bright side, it means that if someone dunked my head into the toilet bowl for fun, I would be able to bear it, since I can('t) bear the results before my eyes. But it's not like anybody will do that. DON'T TRY THAT ON ME.
The teachers seem heartbroken too, with my Chinese teacher and Maths teacher telling the class their depression. Sean was like "Mdm Sha is emo!" and well, that might as well be true. Especially when Mdm Sha broke a rubber band into bits and said that was how her heart looked like. It was sort of scary. Sorry to all teachers who have seen my offensive exam papers. Please do not look for me with a broom, mop, gun or rotten tomatoes, I apologise right now. *LMAO*

Well I haven't been talking a lot about my class, and I think I might share the cool bits.

1. Word of the Day/Name of the Day
Somebody will update the board almost daily with hilarious stuff. Check out these examples that appeared on the board.
WORD OF THE DAY - SAMUELISM
The act of worshipping oneself.
NAME OF THE DAY - Samuel Sim
A person who invented 5 rules of assumption and is a Samuelist.
WORD OF THE DAY - DANIELISM
The act of worshipping soccer balls.
WORD OF THE DAY - SHENGYOUISM
The art of staring stony faced (or was it expressionless?).

I really hope I don't offend anybody here. Forgive me if you feel angry at any information here. I will remove them if they are offensive. But seriously I have no offence against anybody.

2. Wat-cha (washa!)
It is not as popular as the Ochimbo Bird fever in Term 1, but I guess it's not outdated or unpopular yet.
Inaccurate Lyrics (ROFL) it is actually a song in a foreign language with a catchy tune. It doesn't really make sense if you don't know the meaning.
Teng-ah sin-gu wahra buteh, o- wat-cha (everybody pronounces it as "washa"), wat-cha, wat-cha

Teng-ah sin-gu wah-ra bu-teh, o- wat-cha , wat-cha, wat-cha

Wat-cha~, Wat-cha~, Wat-cha, wat-cha, wat-cha~
Wat-cha~, Wat-cha~, Wat-cha, Wat-cha, wat-cha~

And repeat everything all over again. There is no proper ending. I don't know why I'm typing all this, maybe I'm bored and just don't know what to write. Whatever. BTW my title has a "good" in it so the good thing about today is something concerning paper and words! :D Some TAG3 students know it. I won't say anyway.

Have a great day friends!!

Cheers
Grapesgirl Sakura

WHOOSH. OLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOHHH

HI FRIENDS!!!

HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHHHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIuadpfiasdgofishdfoiasfposaduf!

Sorry for the over-excitement!! I'm delirious to be able to blog again! Haha. My blog seems pretty dead huh? To think that dead blogs used to be my pet peeve. Now I'm becoming one! But I am reviving it today. Shall stop crapping here and jump right into my proper blogging about Term 2!

1. I have been sent to English supplementary for my wonderful results last term for English.

Well, I had been expecting it anyway. Try being the top for English in 2008 and get that kind of result. So here I am feeling like kicking myself. No don't get me wrong I like the idea of having free tuition and I like Mrs Goh, but recently people have started to ask me this question.
"How much did you get for your English ah?"
"Why should I tell you."
"Aiyah, don't worry lah, I won't tell anybody..."
"What's the point anyway, once I tell a person the number of people who know doesn't matter anymore.
"Just tell me lah!!"
"Damn you." *Whips out a pair of scissors and stabs victim*

Just kidding, I don't carry scissors to school! And I don't mind that question either, because I have gotten over my results. I am not emo and never will be. But let me just tell you that if you ask me that question again you won't live to see tomorrow. No, I don't like having blood on my hands, you will still live to see tomorrow with a blue-black eye and broken nose. *LOL*

2. LI LAO SHI WAN SUI!!

My Chinese teacher's birthday was the day before yesterday, and let me tell you that she can rock the roof off a house and the head off a monkey!!! She is patient kind smiling sweet cool and she rules. Li Lao Shi rocks forever, sheng ri kuai le! I should be writing this section in Chinese but my Chinese-word program in my computer has the cheek to foul up at the wrong moment.

3. Music project - our group earned 15/20

It was the most hilarious group bonding project we ever had!! We were advertising on not eating shark's fin. Besides the funniest meetings and countless laughs that we had together, the project day itself was awesome despite a few foul-ups. An Yee prepared the bloody shark's fin and Ethan was supposed to eat it when the hero Stephen pushes the fin away from his mouth. Then, Shengyou and An Yee would talk about the process of killing sharks and blahblah. Samuel was supposed to be the narrator. I was the background pianist. The teacher subtracted marks for some "communication" problems but it was the best time we had together! I really miss this old group now that we are in our new groupings. It didn't seem possible that we would bond well, with An Yee and I not knowing Shengyou, Ethan, Stephen and me knowing just a tiny bit of Samuel. But we were real cool together and went on to form the memories of the "Ochimbo Bird", "Tuas South Incineration Plant" and everybody being brilliant themselves! (Samuel's "singing", An Yee's "crapping"...)

And lastly, I want to wish all P6 students good luck for your PSLE!!! Let's all do well and coax the teachers into treating us! ;P Add oil!!

I will try to blog again soon!!

Cheers
Grapesgirl

P.S. remember my resolution on getting 100 Vitagen tops listed in the "make a wish" corner? I now have a total of 111! Thanks to generous contributions from friends and myself! Congratulate me!! :)

P.P.S Have you heard of typeracer? IT rocks try it out! It's a typing game to test your typing speed :)

Feeling like the perfect idiot.

Hi friends,

So it looks like I'm back. The exams are over. But it doesn't sound like I'm rejoicing. That's because the results except Science are back too. Now maybe most of you will think I'm going to lament over my poor results and then publicly announce my awful results to prove it. But somehow, I'm not going to announce my results. There's just...something about the results that I just can't bring myself to say. I just want to dump the papers in the shredder and see them reduced to strips. The only problem is that I don't have a shredder. If you want to know more, I failed my Maths, I dropped to a rather poor result till it's around the average for chinese, and I don't want to talk about English. Some of the TAG4 and maybe TAG3 students know that I died in English class. That's all I'm saying. As for Science, I don't even want to care about what I get unless it really sucks more than the rest because the Science teacher said that the results for the entire class was equivalent to 100 chickens in a cesspool so I know that I am already going to kena. So I can now say goodbye to Term 1 with a wave of despondency rolling over me. *xin sui le* But I definitely can say that some people now are REALLY good at English. (Way, Daniel...)

And yes, remember that one of my resolutions for the song that sounded like a howling cat and a wailing bat was to get the highest mark? Well i can forget about it. Although it is not confirmed who the highest is, it's not me because judging by the score on my paper, I know that hoping that the highest will be me is like wishing that I could punch Winnie The Pooh. Not that I have anything against him but I know I can never get to punch him. Sorry for offending his fans.

But at least there's fun among it all. The school carnival starts tomorrow!! YAY!! Today was the day of the preparation so fun!! The boys had this cool idea of putting up posters at "strategic" locations so that nobody can tear it down! Because some culprits walk around tearing down every poster they see.

So exciting, there were so many stalls all over the place and it's really cool! Many stalls actually have very nice games and there's even a haunted mansion by 5G, garage sale, fishorama, Space Jam, whatever. (No offence if I didn't mention your stall) Now just describing our class' game:
Title: Bend it like Beckham
Rules: Kick the ball into the net backwards. It's pretty hard. But you get cool prizes!! Won't tell you what :P
Cost: 4$ for 5 kicks
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM THEN COME TO OUR STALL AND SHOW'EM!
Haha advertising for my stall. You can advertise about your stall in the cbox if you like but on one condition: come to 6K's stall. Okay lol joking but if you could come it would be really cool.

One more thing: Happy Holidays everyone!

Cheers
Grapesgirl

PEOPLE!!! Pls don't abandon me!! I'm BACK!!! And I'm tired.

Hi friends,

Yes that's right I'm back! After three weeks!! And I miss blogging to bits!! Now there are so many things I want to post about the past wild weeks that I don't know how to begin!! Um. that's a wrong sentence somehow...I have started...but never mind.

Firstly, I went for some Maths Olympiad training. What's the big deal about it? Nothing. But if the trainer sounds like he is speaking in Greek and the worksheets seem to be set in Italian, you know that there is something wrong. Something VERY VERY wrong.

Secondly I took my Chinese exam last week and my Maths(ugh)exam TODAY. Chinese was okay...I got 41.5/50. But Maths is another thing. After staring at my notes till I was sick of it and nothing entered my head I approached the dreaded paper today. And guess what? I am positively sure that I am on my way to getting a beautiful...and equally revolting fail. Hooray. Not. Why? Because I could not complete 3 questions from part B of my paper in time!!! Which means I just threw away ten marks. But it was not fair!!! I was writing my number statement for one of those super 5 mark questions when the teacher said "pens down". And I suddenly had this overwhelming urge to bash her face into the wall.

Thirdly the head prefect results are out, and heartiest congrats(maybe it's too late, they were announced two weeks ago)to Shermaine and Mingrou!! And...Tianle?

Fourthly I am absolutely sick of my homework. I have a whole list of stuff to finish and almost all of them I have not started. It's alarming. The deadlines are approaching and I haven't started. Die die must start today.

Fifthly I realised (actually I knew it all the while) how much I suck at PE. During the last few lessons I partnered Mingrou and Ng Way (alternating) and we did stuff like standing on your hands with your weight resting on your partner, walking while giving your friend a piggyback and so on. I totally crapped at it. During the part where I was to balance on the floor with both hands and my friend lifted my legs, I collapsed. When it was my turn to help my partner, I tried to lift her legs higher but my hands couldn't support it. The piggy back was awful. My friend managed to carry me and even start RUNNING. But when it was my turn, first try I dropped my friend. Second try her legs hardly came off the floor. Third try I managed to carry her but I could not walk around. That is the bad thing about being underweight.

Sixthly I guess everybody is kind of tired from all the homework loaded on you so I want to wish you good luck in completing your homework and killing your teachers for the torture too. Okay I didn't mean the second part.

P.S. I hate Wednesdays because five minutes after I come home from a tiring Maths Olympiad training I get to see my piano teacher without any preparation beforehand which sucks. I need the preparation because I don't practise piano for 6 days out of seven days, I'm too lazy. ;) You can tell me which days you hate too on the cbox if you want to.

Cheers
Grapesgirl

P.S. Please don't abandon me even if my blog is kinda dead.

Heyz. Make that short and sweet.

Hi friends,

Yeah thanks for tagging at my blog constantly, will return the favour! ;)Now I have to keep things quick so lets have a look at the news for the week.

1. I did NOT get into the SNYS. Will try again later this year!
2. I went to Batu Pahat and came back today. Whoosh. In a nutshell, I went to visit a passionfruit farm (so enormous!! acres and acres of land stretched out with fruit!), visited a rich guy's house whose house is so big and crazy that it kind of made me faint, but what really made me faint was that this awesome house COST LESS THAN MY HDB FLAT HOUSE??!! That is so impossible! My dad says that it is because Singapore has less land. :( Okay where was I...ah yes there was also a new mall in Batu Pahat other than the Summit. You know what that means? That means SHOPPING. Uh oh. This time it was worse than Genting. Far worse. I came home with this awfully terrifying pile of tops, bottoms and 2 pairs of shoes. I was like, walk into dressing room. Try clothes. Walk out. Walk in. Try clothes. Walk out. It's scary. LOL. But hey maybe that's not very funny. Anyway at least the clothes looked pretty okay, some good. Okay now so we also had this Chinese New Year dinner there and yeah I really love yusheng. Seriously the English name sounds so unappetising. Raw Fish Salad. You get the WTH is that crap? sort of feeling but it tastes really cool!! And I had a great time with my family there.

Wow. That was a big nutshell. If only I could empty the contents and write one whole long post dedicated to Batu Pahat.

3. There is this head prefect thinggy and many of my good friends joined the election and I am at a total loss at who to vote for, they are all so cool!! The only thing I know: don't vote for boys. Okay kidding!! Don't hunt me down!! It's just that I will most likely choose a girl since I am closer to them but good luck to all anyway!! You all rock!!

I guess I better get going. Have a great CNY, and have a good year for P6! (which is sooo not possible but good luck anyway)

Cheers
Grapesgirl

I...Cannot...Stand...It!! I have to blog!

Hi friends,

I just can't hold it back anymore. I have to post. With so many things bubbling around my head that I really want to blog about, I must blog. Alright, I will stop crapping. Lets see what i wanted to blog about...

This is one of the craziest years of my life. It's only 2 weeks into P6. And I'm panting already. Since when did so much work come in in term 1?! These weeks have been pretty mad. Firstly, algebra really stinks. Stinks like 20 rotten chickens in a cesspool. sorry to any Maths teacher who reads this. Okay, maybe it's not so bad, lets make that 15 chickens. But I have been spun into a whirlwind of nonsensical, un-understandable crap. Out of 100% things that the teacher says, 20% goes into my head. 80% has been processed...into soft brown stuff. You know what.

Secondly, I have been told to do some hosting thing for some MOE visitors together with my 5 friends (which is over). It's not that I had the longest script. The point is that I have the shortest script. No, that's not the point either-the point is that I had the shortest script and I keep crapping up!! If I'm not saying the wrong word, I'm speaking too fast. I guess its in me. Just talk fast, super duper fast. The good thing is that I get to miss at least 30 minutes of lesson every day for training! Ha. Ha. Ha.

Thirdly, I had to do a Show-And-Tell (which is also over)...in Chinese. About a Chinese story book. Ugh. Chinese. I totally stink at it. But at least I stink at it only at a stink-o-meter of 10 rotten chickens in a cesspool. :)

Fourthly, I just took my audition to enter SNYS (S'pore national youth sinfonia) today! The good thing is that it lasted only 5 minutes. The bad thing is that I think I didn't do well. And to blow it all up he asked me who my teacher was!! Help.

Fifthly, my test for the song that sounded like a howling cat and a wailing bat drowning in a pile of fresh deep crap-La Folia-is TOMORROW!! Help. Help. Help.

And lastly, I have been flooded with the stinkiest homework for the past 2 weeks at a stink-o-meter of 100 rotten chickens in two cesspools each, breaking the record and causing the stink-o-meter to explode. Yay. What with confusing algebra, Chinese compo, reflections on biography poems, and thousands of worksheets and research for English?!!! And more. Just throw my homework file into the cesspool too. I will need to buy a new stink-o-meter.

The good thing is that our class has become livelier than ever. never a day without laughter! Funny remarks, jokes and "theories" send us all rolling all over the floor laughing. ROFL! I love this hyperactiveness, it gets us hyper and ready to go!! And as if to compensate for the stinky algebra, most funny moments occur during Maths when we come up with ridiculous answers. Chinese is pretty fun too. We also have 7 children from Dalian joining us in our lessons and all the boys in the 7 Dalian students love soccer. This has driven all the boys in my class crazy. A soccer frenzy rose and spun the boys into a flurry of kicking and sweat. W.O.W!

All in all, these 2 weeks have been bonkers and bananas and really wild!!!! Which is a great change from the holidays! Not exactly great, but it has 20 sunglasses on the rock-o-meter. LOL.

This post is the result of 2 weeks without posting divided by 2. If only I could paste a video of all this wildness onto my blog!!! Hope all of you had a great time in school, good luck!!

Cheers
Grapesgirl

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HI friends

This is really random so if you were hoping for a proper post sorry. Just wanted to say that I will properly blog very rarely so for updates check out the tagboard, thanks! :) Don't give up on me!

Cheers
Grapesgirl