I...Cannot...Stand...It!! I have to blog!

Hi friends,

I just can't hold it back anymore. I have to post. With so many things bubbling around my head that I really want to blog about, I must blog. Alright, I will stop crapping. Lets see what i wanted to blog about...

This is one of the craziest years of my life. It's only 2 weeks into P6. And I'm panting already. Since when did so much work come in in term 1?! These weeks have been pretty mad. Firstly, algebra really stinks. Stinks like 20 rotten chickens in a cesspool. sorry to any Maths teacher who reads this. Okay, maybe it's not so bad, lets make that 15 chickens. But I have been spun into a whirlwind of nonsensical, un-understandable crap. Out of 100% things that the teacher says, 20% goes into my head. 80% has been processed...into soft brown stuff. You know what.

Secondly, I have been told to do some hosting thing for some MOE visitors together with my 5 friends (which is over). It's not that I had the longest script. The point is that I have the shortest script. No, that's not the point either-the point is that I had the shortest script and I keep crapping up!! If I'm not saying the wrong word, I'm speaking too fast. I guess its in me. Just talk fast, super duper fast. The good thing is that I get to miss at least 30 minutes of lesson every day for training! Ha. Ha. Ha.

Thirdly, I had to do a Show-And-Tell (which is also over)...in Chinese. About a Chinese story book. Ugh. Chinese. I totally stink at it. But at least I stink at it only at a stink-o-meter of 10 rotten chickens in a cesspool. :)

Fourthly, I just took my audition to enter SNYS (S'pore national youth sinfonia) today! The good thing is that it lasted only 5 minutes. The bad thing is that I think I didn't do well. And to blow it all up he asked me who my teacher was!! Help.

Fifthly, my test for the song that sounded like a howling cat and a wailing bat drowning in a pile of fresh deep crap-La Folia-is TOMORROW!! Help. Help. Help.

And lastly, I have been flooded with the stinkiest homework for the past 2 weeks at a stink-o-meter of 100 rotten chickens in two cesspools each, breaking the record and causing the stink-o-meter to explode. Yay. What with confusing algebra, Chinese compo, reflections on biography poems, and thousands of worksheets and research for English?!!! And more. Just throw my homework file into the cesspool too. I will need to buy a new stink-o-meter.

The good thing is that our class has become livelier than ever. never a day without laughter! Funny remarks, jokes and "theories" send us all rolling all over the floor laughing. ROFL! I love this hyperactiveness, it gets us hyper and ready to go!! And as if to compensate for the stinky algebra, most funny moments occur during Maths when we come up with ridiculous answers. Chinese is pretty fun too. We also have 7 children from Dalian joining us in our lessons and all the boys in the 7 Dalian students love soccer. This has driven all the boys in my class crazy. A soccer frenzy rose and spun the boys into a flurry of kicking and sweat. W.O.W!

All in all, these 2 weeks have been bonkers and bananas and really wild!!!! Which is a great change from the holidays! Not exactly great, but it has 20 sunglasses on the rock-o-meter. LOL.

This post is the result of 2 weeks without posting divided by 2. If only I could paste a video of all this wildness onto my blog!!! Hope all of you had a great time in school, good luck!!

Cheers
Grapesgirl