Grrrr. Another quiz.

Hi friends,

I don't know why am I so obedient to do quizzes that I have been tagged to do, but anyway, I wanted to do it in the perspective of cow dung but I thought otherwise. Doesn't seem very nice to have you throwing up on your computer. Another day, maybe.

School Life Confessions

[ ] Talked back to a teacher(Teachers scare the hell out of me.)
[ ] Being kicked out of class
[ ] Worn pyjamas to school (Unless I drop my uniform into the toilet bowl while doing business in the morning, I don't see why this quiz asks me that?)
[x] Had your tooth fallen out in school
[ ] Gotten lost in school (Er, during the first week of school in Primary One, I forgot to bring my lunchbox down to recess so I went up but I forgot where the classroom was. In the end I borrowed money. :P
[x] Broken the dress code in school(My old PE t-shirt was so damn short.)
[x] Completely failed a test (yes. Give Maths a kick in the pants for me please.)
[ ] Left class without asking
[x] Missed a whole week in school (Two weeks, in fact, for those of you who know why.)
[ ] Thrown up in school
[ ] Been beaten up in school

Home Life Confessions

[x] Argue with your parents once in a while
[x] Argue with your brother (I remember when I was younger I lost my temper easily. This led to smacking my brother with my tiny hands while yelling the house down.)
[ ] Argue with your sister (s)
[ ] Have your own room (I have half a room. My study table is inside the room I share with my dad.)
[ ] Do your own laundry
[ ] Cook dinner once in a while
[?] Are loud and obnoxious at home (I don't know)
[ ] Wear pyjamas when ur not going anywhere (the first thing to go in the wash every morning)
[x] You sleep in very long (too long)
[ ] All you do is watch television
[ ] Your parents are divorced
[ ] Your family makes you cry alot
[ ] One or both of your grandparents live with you
[ ] You can't stand being with your parents

Friend Confessions

[ ] You currently dislike one or more of your friends(in that case he/she wouldn't be a friend!)
[x] You're jealous of one or more of your friends (jealous is the wrong word. envious is slightly wrong. to be exact, just WISH I could play my violin or write as well as some of my friends)
[x] You have known a friend your whole life (Gena Tay!!)
[ ] Your friends are all taller than you
[ ] You have been ditched by a friend
[x] You have memorised a friend's number
[x] You have forgotten/lost a friend's number (10,000)
[ ] You have been to all your friend's houses
[x] You love all your friends

Habit Confessions

[ ] You bite your nails(nope)
[ ] You cannot sleep with the door closed
[ ] You cannot sleep with the door open
[x] There is at least one sound you cannot stand(farting?)
[x] You write/conjure up stories about mad cannibalistic serial killers (I can conjure up stories of mad farters who fart the hell and life out of tons of people and then kidnap them)
[ ] You're good at telling lies

Love Confessions

[ ] You currently like someone (I don't have one. And please do not flood my cbox with names of possible partners. Those of you who love teasing you know who you are. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.)
[ ] You wanna kill one of ur ex-es (what the hell?!)
[ ] You can stay commited for an unusually long time (man if I never had a crush why am I doing this section of the quiz??)
[ ] You get bored of your crush/bf/gf easily
[ ] A crush/bf/gf called you bitch before
[ ] A crush/bf/gf called you self-centred before

Personal Opinion Confessions

[] You hate George Bush
[ ] Abortion is horrible it should be illegal
[x] Gay marriage is fine to you (you better not start "EEEE!"ing my cbox.)
[ ] Boys made better friends than girls
[ ] The beach is an excellent place for a date (tsunami splash you while you are kissing and having the time of your life. meanwhile the others have escaped. Doesn't sound very nice.)
[ ] Pink is an ugly colour
[x] Needles aren't so horrible
[ ] Human flesh taste like fine aged veal

Ever Down Confessions

[ ] Fallen down the stairs
[ ] Someone has tied your shoelaces together
[ ] Had a nail fall off
[ ] Captured, Manipulate or Destroyed a soul by Ars Falcis
[ ] Had surgery
[ ] Slapped someone across the face
[ ] Killed someone (not someone. More of a bug. Ant.)
[ ] Someone had called you a tease
[ ] Been to Europe
[ ] You have worn something inside-out for a day (No. But back-to-front? Yes.)

the self

[01] Name: Grace Ng.
[02] Nicknames: Grapesgirl Sakura, Grass, Grapes, for those who study music, Graziosco.
[03] Married: Stupid question. NO LAH CAN YOU USE YOUR BRAIN?
[04] Zodiac Sign: Taurus
[05] Gender: Female
[06] Age: 11
[07] High School: ???
[08] College: ???
[09] Height: 150 or around there. 150 or more. 15-something.
[10] Weight: 30kg-32kg I wAnT tO gAiN mOrE wEiGhT lEh.
[11] Do you like yourself: Yes?

The Family

[21] Live with your parents/mother/father: yes.
[22] Siblings (including you): One brother and me.
The Love

[23] You found your other half: What kind of question is this??!! NOOO!
[24] If yes, who he/she is:-
[25] If no, who you want he/she to be: -
[26] Time(s) you in relationship: -
[27] Ever woo boy/girl: Damn. NOOOO!!!!
[28] Anyone woo you before: ...For goodness sake NO, NO AND NO!!
[29] Did anything wrong to your other half: STOP asking dumb questions. -
[30] What was/were the wrong that you have done:-
[31] Ever argued with your the other half:-
[32] You with your the other half since:-
[33] Reasons that you love your the other half:-
[34] You and your the other half at which stage: Is this quiz for adults or kids??
[35] You woo he/she or he/she woo you: -----
[36] The enemy you hate most: I don't know and I don't really care.
[37] Your most beautiful girlfriend: -
[38] Your most beautiful guyfriend: -
[39] The kind of boy you dislike most: -
[40] You fall in love with your close friend ever: (slaps forehead with palm) NO!.
[41] Your bestfriend is your ex-lover: I want to give up on this quiz. Nooo0000OOOO!
[42] If your friend is back-stabbing you: They won't.
[43] If your friend betrayed you: They won't.
[44] If your friend falls in love with you: For goodness sake THEY ARE NOT LES!
[45] If you fall in love with your bestfriend: Shut up and stop wasting my time you-*lifts hammer and smashes com screen*

A few days later with a brand new com that has a protective unbreakable covering over the screen...
The Studies

[47] Are you a good student: Yes.
[48] You always done your homework/assignments: Yes. Devils can puke if they want.
[49] The teacher/tutor you love most: Mrs Shirley Toh. She rocks my socks.
[50] Always late to school/college: No.
[51] You love your seniors: Yes.
[52] Senior who you love most: Don't know.
[59] Ugly people: Who is the insensitive person who made this quiz up??!!
[60] Funny people: Sean, Samuel, AND STOP SPAMMING MY CBOX WITH GROSS MESSAGES!!
[61] Cute people: Ruijun
[62] Bad people: Sssshhh.
[63] Honest people: Have you seen anybody human who never lied? Tell me.
[64] Acting people: ????
[65] What kind of person are you: ???? This is an absolutely useless quiz who the hell made this quiz up-*hurls hour-old laptop out of the window*

back a few days later with a desktop with protective covering stuck to the table...

The Preferred

[66] Lips or eyes: Eyes. They sparkle.
[67] Hugs or kisses: Hugs. Less uneasiness.
[68] Shorter or taller: Taller.
[69] Hesitant or spontaneous: Spontaneous.
[70] Listener or talker: Talker. I am very self-centered. :P

The Future

[71] Age to get married: Don't want to get married. I already bet someone a thousand dollars on it.
[72] Number of kid (s) : Adopt 1/2?
[73] Career: Writer plus violinist plus all-round safety laptop inventor.
[74] Salary: around 5000 to 6000? maybe even 7000? A month.
[75] Retirement age: Don't know. No idea.
[76] Properties value : ??
[77] Wishes: Stop asking me stupid questions and let the future be you-*randomly grabs a plug and pulls-KABOOM!!!

Back with a desktop stuck to the table with a protective covering and a sensing device that pinches your bum whenever you touch a plug as well as a couple of bandages...

The Victims
Aiyah I very kind-hearted one.
1. Cow Dung
2. Bullshit

By the way, let me teach you something cool: go to love calculator and type your friend's name in one box and type bullshit/cow dung in the other. Save a com shot of the results page if the results are good and send to that friend...mwahaha

Cheers
Grapesgirl