A quiz

Someone has tagged mi 2 do a quiz and I shall do it...the funny way! Meaning, all answers are fictitious and stupid! Except some are facts. If you have just eaten, do read this. If you find it downright offending, tell me and I will remove this post.

1.The last person who tagged you?
Chocolate poop.
2.The relationship between him/her?
Been inside me for around a week.
3.Your 5 impressions of him/her?
Smelly, Soft, Brown, Dirty, Stupid.
4.If he/she becomes your enemy?
Already is. That's why I got rid of it.
5.What will you say to the person whom you like very much?
You smell better than poop. That's good. I don't like people with bad breath.
6.What you like about yourself is...
My enmity with poop.
7.The characteristic(s) you hate yourself is ...
Careless and forgetful. (okay this is a fact.)
8.For the person whom I hate, you say...
Go dunk your face in the toilet bowl. You'll love the brown porridge.
9.What do people feel about you?
I don't know. ( this is also a fact.)
10.Who do you have a crush on?
No one. (this is also a fact)
11.The most ideal person you want to be is?
The person who knows how to campaign against changing baby diapers.
12.Pass on this quiz to 10 people, please dun blame me if I choose u ok?
1.Cow Dung.
2.Bull Shit.
3.Fertiliser.
4.Brown presents from a dog.
5.Chocolates from a cat.
6.Bird shit.
7.Frozen poop (you get this when you do your business in an igloo)
8.Melted poop (you get this when you do your business in under the sun)
9.Diarrhea.
10.Dirtied diapers
13.If no. 5 and no. 7 were together, what will happen? [chocolates from a cat and frozen poop]
You get chocolate ice cream.
14.What does no.5 like? [chocolates from a cat]
Smashing itself into the face of an enemy.
15.What colour does no.9 like? [diarrhea]
Brown lah! (obviously)
16.Say something about no. 8. [melted poop]
It's watery and likes to use the chocolate tsunami trick on enemies.
17.Who is no. 2? [bullshit]
Bullshit lah! What a stupid question.
18.Talk about no. 3. [fertilisers]
Very helpful, always helps best friends. healthy green plants are its best friends.
19.Who is no. 10 bestie? [dirtied diapers]
A baby!
20.Who is the sexiest person among the 10 people.
Bird shit. The only one with a decent colour that is not brown.
21.What colour does no. 4 like? [brown presents from a dog]
Brown! Stop asking obvious questions.
22.Is no. 4 single? [presents from a dog]
No. Married to chocolates from a cat.
23.What is your relationship with no.1? [cow dung]
I am born in the year of the Cow.
24.Is no. 5 and no.6 best friends? [chocolates from a cat and bird shit]
No. Their masters hate each other and naturally they would not be friends. Cats always chase birds.
25.What is no.9's surname? [diarrhea]
Stinker.
26.What is no.7's nickname? [frozen poop]
Chocolate ice cream.
27.What things would you say to no. 8? [melted poop]
You suck.
28.What will you do to help no. 8? [melted poop]
Flush it in the toilet.
29.What does no.1 admires? [cow dung]
The ability of animals to produce brown porridge.
30.Where does no.1 live at? [cow dung]
Beneath the grass.
31.Does the 10 of them know who you like?
No. (a fact)
32.What do you wish to say to no. 6? [bird shit]
You suck.
33.Who is no.6 spouse? [bird shit]
WHITEsy!