Dedicated to Facebook

Dear Facebook,

I...know. I'm sorry I had to do this. Do you think I wanted to? I don't want to say this, but you were the one who forced me to this end. You are becoming too possessive, too much of a distraction, and it isn't healthy for us. Let's just end it.

When we first started, you were a little joy and perk that I enjoyed. We started well, with me often sharing with you my thoughts, feelings, achievements and photos. You kept in contact with all of my friends and in turn shared with me their thoughts and little stories, as well as your own. You entertained me when I was bored or just wanted to take a break. You challenged me to games like word games so that I could improve our vocab together. You played with me so many fun games to kill time or relax. The best part was that you were relaxed with me and you did not become a distraction in my life by being possessive or annoying. I looked forward to spending time with you.

But things had to change. You became possessive. You refused to let me spend time with others. You became jealous the moment I tried to spend time seriously with others like Homework because you wanted me to think of you all the time. You couldn't stand it if I wasn't thinking of you for a minute or two. You started pulling me away from my life, forcing me to spend time with you, even though I had more important, constructive things to do. I wasted my time on you and got into serious trouble for not operating the rest of my life properly. Because I spent so much time with you, you became an addiction, a distraction, and you wrecked the normal life I had before meeting you. You gave me more stress and frustration, yet I didn't want to let you go.

But this cannot continue. I must put a stop to this, and make life the way it used to be. I have had happy memories with you, and I'm glad that I ever met you. I'm sorry I can't create more happy memories with you. Perhaps one day, we will meet again, and start anew. But I suggest that you do not wait.

Bye.

*Deactivates account*

ALL INFORMATION WRITTEN IN THIS POST HAS BEEN SPICED WITH PEPPER, SALT AND WHATNOT. THE RESULT IS A HIGHLY EXAGGERATED DISH THAT IS AN ASSAULT ON THE TONGUE AND MIND. PLEASE TAKE THIS WITH A BAG OF SALT. I MEAN A CUP OF WATER. IF YOU SUFFER SEVERE HEADACHES OR VOMITING PLEASE CONTACT YOUR DOCTOR.

This is for all people wondering if they should leave Facebook for the time being. OF COURSE I'M NOT THAT ADDICTED. But I think I need to put a stop to my Facebook time for now. LALALA.

cheers
Grapesgirl